Your season was basically Jalen Hurts’ INT and fumble on the same play. Your draft picks, roster moves, starter decisions - all just absolute poop. But on the bright side, you now get so much time back. No more stress. No more research. Just sit back and enjoy actual football.
Oh, you were the regular season loser? Send your Commissioner our way.
Oh, you made the playoffs? F off.
That, and more, in this week’s Tuesday edition of Fantasy Loser Quick Hits.
LOSER OF THE WEEK
It was destined to end this way.
Who was the Loser of the Week? — Week 14
Click on your loser to vote:
- Jalen Hurts: 21/40, 240 yards, 0 TD, 4 INT. 8 rushing yards, 1 Fumble Lost. 0.40 Fantasy Points (21.27 projected). Not a Hurts hater, but it was fun to watch the Eagles blow it 47 times. On the same play.
- Travis Kelce: 5 targets, 1 catch, 8 yards. 0.80 PPR fantasy Points (10.13 projected). Not that he’s been a stud this year, but he handed as many receptions to the defense as he had himself.
- Rashee Rice: 8 targets, 4 receptions, 34 yards. 7.40 PPR Fantasy Points (17.27 projected). You waited out a six week suspension for this?!?
- George Pickens: 9 targets, 5 receptions, 37 yards, 8.70 PPR Fantasy Points (18.98 projected). Add in 32 halfassed routes and 1 online battle with Richard Sherman, and it was a disaster. Don’t word battle with Sherm - you’ll always lose.
- You. It’s always you. You suck at fantasy.
- Someone else?
FROM THE COMMUNITY
What do you mean 38% of my maximum points..?
Better luck next year.
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Achilles.
Until next time, good luck and don’t suck!
