Well, if you’re out of the playoffs, maybe think about trying out for your local NFL team. While I was really hoping the Colts were against a team with a rookie starting QB so I could make jokes about him being their dad, it might be more believable that he’s Darnold’s dad than Shedeur’s or Cam’s anyway. Or, maybe put your resume in for the Michigan job? All that, and more, in the Thursday edition of Fantasy Loser Quick Hits.
LOSER OF THE WEEK
Old guys, unite.
Who will be the Loser of the Week? — Week 15
- Drake Maye: it just feels like the Bills have entered their time of year, and cold weather won’t deter them.
- Chris Olave: everyone’s WR darling this year is now facing a rested Panthers team with playoff hopes. Stop Olave and there’s nobody left.
- Matthew Stafford: a desperate Lions team will not be rolled over. Plus, there’s an old man theme in this newsletter.
- Christian McCaffrey: no logical reason to do this, but since I’m out of the playoffs I’m no longer worried about jinxing him.
- Someone else?
FROM THE COMMUNITY
Colin Kaepernick just fell to his knees.
“Top 5 QB” by the way.
Shitter Sanders is here!
FL SOCIAL HITS
WEEKLY CHALLENGE
Week 15 — Old Man Strength
While I haven't gotten it yet, I'm told that old man strength is real. And Philip Rivers is gonna need it.
At 44, he's given credibility to every drunken idiot in the bar talking about he could totally start in the NFL. Last week he was stretching before going to the bathroom, and now he's stretching before shitting his pants in the pocket. While not every 40-something should make a comeback, we'd deal with Brady doing it if it meant we wouldn't have to listen to him call games.
This week's challenge is for the old heads.
Until next time, good luck and don’t suck!
