Krawmissioner back on the sticks after a two email sabbatical. If you’re like me and are in must-win territory to have a shot at the last spot in the fantasy playoffs, you know what this weekend feels like. And, if you’re like me, and also have CMC, Drake Maye, and TreVeyon Henderson on inexplicable Week 14 byes, you know you’re also very screwed. Best of luck, my friends. All that, and more, in the Thursday edition of Fantasy Loser Quick Hits.
LOSER OF THE WEEK
We know, Joe.
Who will be the Loser of the Week? — Week 14
- Dak Prescott: as my QB replacement for Maye, it goes without saying that he’ll shit the bed.
- Josh Jacobs: as my last remaining non-bye’d, non-injured RB, it goes without saying he’ll be back in the blue tent after 4 carries.
- Rashee Rice: the Texans will not be stopped from marching to the playoffs. And Rice will feel the wrath.
- Joe Burrow: this is simply not his season, and that gets cemented in Buffalo this weekend.
- Someone else?
Loser of the Week — Week 13:
Justin Jefferson
Take me back to the 2022, or even this year’s draft.
Justin Jefferson takes home this week’s Loser of the Week crown, stumbling to just 2 catches for 4 yards on a 12.38-point projection, good for a brutal 2.4 PPR. For a guy drafted as a fantasy demigod, JJ delivered a performance so faint you’d think he was cosplaying as a corpse… and unfortunately, your lineup felt every bit of it.
FROM THE COMMUNITY
So long, old friend.
Time for collusion.
TD vultures are the death of me.
FL SOCIAL HITS
WEEKLY CHALLENGE
Week 14 — Bye Week Buy Week
Week 14 is one of the most bullshit trickiest weeks for fantasy with four NFL teams on bye. While the Giants aren't a fantasy juggernaut, there are a ton of fantasy stalwarts on bye this week from the Patriots, Panthers, and 49ers.
It sucks. But this is where fantasy managers earn their bragging rights.
Until next time, good luck and don’t suck!
