Happy Thanksgiving to all! Joe Burrow is returning just in time for the feast, and Jauan Jennings forgot the nuts for the sweet potato casserole. This week’s shaping up to be a full holiday spread of mayhem: bad beats, busted lineups, and enough family-sized drama to start a fight over who massacred the mashed potatoes… All that, and more, in the Thursday edition of Fantasy Loser Quick Hits.
LOSER OF THE WEEK
Keep your eyes on the ball.
Who will be Loser of the Week? — Week 13
- Justin Jefferson: JJettas and JJ McCarthy’s split personalities are back at it, and neither looks ready to solve Seattle’s secondary.
- Michael Pittman Jr: Facing Houston’s lockdown corners, Pittman’s ceiling might need a ladder, expect more “Pittman Pity Party” than highlight reel.
- Alvin Kamara: The knee’s barking, the workload’s shrinking, and starting to feel like AK-4.1 yards per carry.
- DK Metcalf: Nursing an ankle and facing the Vikings’ pass rush, DK might spend more time grimacing than griddying.
- Someone else?
Loser of the Week — Week 12: Josh Allen
Josh Allen followed up his MVP-level ceiling with a floor so low you need a flashlight to find it. The dude spent all week cashing in air miles on overthrows, serving up a performance that looked less like a franchise QB and more like someone who forgot which team he plays for… A truly piss-poor fantasy outing that torched lineups across the country with a statline reading: 0 touchdowns, 2 interceptions, and 253 pass yards for 8.1 PPR Fantasy Points (22.42 projected).
FROM THE COMMUNITY
The shit-bowl champion loading…
Tush push, nah, cock block.
Back to the waivers, pal.
FL SOCIAL HITS
WEEKLY CHALLENGE
Week 13 — Enjoy Thanksgiving!
From all of us at Fantasy Loser, we’re thankful for each and every one of you losers.
Enjoy all the festivities, watch some football, and don’t suck.
Until next time, good luck and don’t suck!
